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𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬. ([personal profile] uncourteous) wrote in [personal profile] redsoil 2024-12-30 03:01 am (UTC)

backdated to 12/24.

[ between the eve of christmas and the early morning hours, there will be a package delivered at the front of set's door. there will be a elegantly wrapped gift, similar in color scheme to the invitations he sent once upon a time, in the box will be a variety of items, each one holding no relation to the other.

inside will be a blind box for what looks to be some sort of baby in a costume (not me too shy to link an actual sonny angel or kewpie mayo dupe), a book on war, and a nice lump of coal. the letter itself will read:
]

Sir Red,

Considering your stance on childrearing, I figure it only appropriate to gift you something similar in nature. As I have no such working experience, this will be the closest you can receive. As for the coal, I heard this is what "naughty" individuals receive on such a day. Since you appear to be the sort of entity who is perfectly resourceful... surely you will find some use for it.

- Callisto Regulus


[ who knows if it's actually coal, or if it's just something close enough. ]

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