You're CONFUSING, is what I mean. Neither you or Shanks makes it easy to get close, whether on purpose or accident I can't decide.
[A pause.] You like me? Really?
[Another pause, but this time to bury his face in his hands and sigh, long and heavy enough that Lincoln the duck gets concerned.] Do NOT do that. He likes you because you're YOU. That's the one thing you've got going for you.
[A pause.] You like me? Really?
[Another pause, but this time to bury his face in his hands and sigh, long and heavy enough that Lincoln the duck gets concerned.] Do NOT do that. He likes you because you're YOU. That's the one thing you've got going for you.
[Huffing, flopping back on his bed, Lincoln crawling to rest on his chest.]
Have you ever considered that maybe he's easy to understand to YOU because of your connection? And that this is part of why he likes you?
Because I assure you, he's very mysterious to most others.
Oh. Thank you.
I like you too. [Matter of fact, just that simple -- accompanied by a photo of Lincoln sitting on him.]
Maybe if you talk about it ahead of time. Not as a surprise.
I think he liked the nose, unfortunately.
Have you ever considered that maybe he's easy to understand to YOU because of your connection? And that this is part of why he likes you?
Because I assure you, he's very mysterious to most others.
Oh. Thank you.
I like you too. [Matter of fact, just that simple -- accompanied by a photo of Lincoln sitting on him.]
Maybe if you talk about it ahead of time. Not as a surprise.
I think he liked the nose, unfortunately.
[That is objectively a terrifying beast -- but Lincoln makes soft "wak" sounds and pokes at the phone with her beak, and her opinion counts for a lot.]
Would he try to eat Lincoln, do you think? Or could they be friends.
[There's a weighty pause.] Do you mean our real world? Or the village in between?
Would he try to eat Lincoln, do you think? Or could they be friends.
[There's a weighty pause.] Do you mean our real world? Or the village in between?
[ With absolutely no warning, thanks to Eunhyuk: ]
ATTENTION!
This Is The Curse Of Bloody Mary! You Must Forward This Message To Ten People, Or She Will Come And Find You And Kill You! She Knows Where You Live. She Will Hang Your Corpse For Everyone To See And Laugh At You. She Will Find You!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION!
This Is The Curse Of Bloody Mary! You Must Forward This Message To Ten People, Or She Will Come And Find You And Kill You! She Knows Where You Live. She Will Hang Your Corpse For Everyone To See And Laugh At You. She Will Find You!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!
[ Lots to unpack here, but first: ]
You Are The God Of War??
You Are The God Of War??
I Love War! I Am A Mighty And Ancient Warrior. In The Ottoman Empire, I Slaughtered And Pillaged Many Thousands In Your Name! And Now We Are Texting!
Yes Though Usually You Were In The Form Of A Great White Bull With Golden Horns Or A Camel In Heat So It Is Very Impressive That You Have Learned How To Use A Keyboard.
As For Bloody Mary.... I May Have A Secret I Can Share That Will Free Us Both....
As For Bloody Mary.... I May Have A Secret I Can Share That Will Free Us Both....
[ It was a very sexy camel. ]
Oh Mighty Deity, I Have Discovered That Bloody Mary Is Among Us In Clever Disguise. We Can Kill Her And End Our Curse!
Oh Mighty Deity, I Have Discovered That Bloody Mary Is Among Us In Clever Disguise. We Can Kill Her And End Our Curse!
[ Flattery works both ways. 😳 ]
My Suspicions Were Raised When I Attempted To Send Her A Curse And She Did Not Seem Worried. I Confronted Her With My Mighty [ Uh. ] Warrior Prowess And She Confessed All! She Is In The Guise Of A Mortal, Jem Walker! She Named Herself Scourge Of The Mirror Realm And Puppeteer Of Corpses. Very Spooky.
My Suspicions Were Raised When I Attempted To Send Her A Curse And She Did Not Seem Worried. I Confronted Her With My Mighty [ Uh. ] Warrior Prowess And She Confessed All! She Is In The Guise Of A Mortal, Jem Walker! She Named Herself Scourge Of The Mirror Realm And Puppeteer Of Corpses. Very Spooky.
Yes, We Must Destroy Her Most Definitively. Would You Like The Honor Of Tearing Her Into Pieces, Oh King Of Fire And Bringer Of Destruction?
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