But, then you will not know I am inside your home until it is too late!
[ ALARMING?
tbh he is really just an animal in need of constant stimulation ]
Little puzzles? I adore puzzles! I am very good at puzzles, in fact. I would solve them quite quickly if it meant gaining access to where you are. Although... breaking windows is still MUCH quicker. Sweeten the deal for me. ♡
That’s precisely what I’m worried about… And in fact considering how I don’t think you’ll listen to me, please note that I’ll have a roommate shortly. His name is Heinrix, and if you two get into a fight when you scare him just clean up after yourselves?
[ He didn’t think about his stressful stray cat of a man when he invited Heinrix to move in…
Also how is he supposed to sweeten this deal??? He really is a cat! He can’t be bargained with, right? ]
…How about this. You swear to just go through it non-destructively and I’ll answer three questions completely honestly.
[ He doesn’t think he can win him over with material goods or sex, so… Information? Of a sort? ]
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Ugh. You just want me to set up little puzzles for you, don’t you?
[ Which is. Because it’s what he’d want if someone was keeping him out and he was teasing and/or flirting. Hm.
However! ]
I really am serious, though. Please stop with the destructive part!
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[ ALARMING?
tbh he is really just an animal in need of constant stimulation ]
Little puzzles? I adore puzzles! I am very good at puzzles, in fact. I would solve them quite quickly if it meant gaining access to where you are. Although... breaking windows is still MUCH quicker. Sweeten the deal for me. ♡
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[ He didn’t think about his stressful stray cat of a man when he invited Heinrix to move in…
Also how is he supposed to sweeten this deal??? He really is a cat! He can’t be bargained with, right? ]
…How about this. You swear to just go through it non-destructively and I’ll answer three questions completely honestly.
[ He doesn’t think he can win him over with material goods or sex, so… Information? Of a sort? ]