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✉️ text — un: homelander.

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[ Tit for tat. ]

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YIPPEE!!

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told you not to underestimate me.

[ Not in so many words, but, anyway. ]

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I was only worried the rules would stay your hand, and I was wrong. You are splendid, Homelander!

1/2

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[ He is BEAMING, though this is not a reaction that really translates through text. ]

what are rules to a god?

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but, unrelated, have you started having, like

you know, kind of weird shit happening to you? like, recently?

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OH! You are a god, too?!

[ he wants to pvp homelander now

for enrichment ]

Depending on what you mean by "weird shxt", I could potentially commiserate.

[breeding]

[ Without hesitation: ]

yes.

[ He'll probably have to clarify this later ... ]

uh, like

i've been hearing these
voices

not like in a psycho way, i'm not going crazy, it's just

probably the house, right?

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Me too!

[ ok we'll deal with that later

he types a RUTHLESS response quite quickly: ] Yes, unless you experienced this event before in your life, you are likely hearing real voices.

Are they saying anything in particular?

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[ This is not rrrreally the reassurance he was looking for ...... ]

they all want someone to listen to them.

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They just wish to complain?

You lucky bastxrd. I would trade mine for yours in a heartbeat.

[breeding]

[ Homelander has more to complain about — namely, that the voices are fucking loud, and only getting louder — but there's something more important that needs addressing. ]











why, what's going on with you?

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[ set definitely means his own pre-existing voice condition, but takes the opportunity to mention the uh,

glaring problem

to one of his teammates ]

The house has shamed me for my attempts at winning. I am forced to don a.... it is a round red nose.

[breeding]

[ INSTANTLY: ]

LET ME SEE

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ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

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FINE I'LL COME FUCKING FIND YOU THEN

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[ set is definitely in his special spot on top of the roof, oh no don't Find Him ]

You may take my word for it!!

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[ Having had a Bad Time using his x-ray vision earlier during the game, Homelander doesn't immediately resort to it, instead beginning to make his way through all of the (public) spaces in the mansion.

He does not, blessedly, think of the roof. ]

FINE

i'll see you for the vote, anyway!